OMFG GRACE CODDINGTON HAS TAKEN OVER MY NETFLIX!!! No matter how many time I refresh or clear my browser cache she remains in my netflix. WTF IS HAPPENING? WAS SHE THE SUPREME ALL ALONG?!!!!!
Wait. I… the third one is my tumblr icon???…!?!?!?
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours